There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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