In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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