I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
