Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
There's even glitter on my cock...
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