and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I checked into jail on foursquare
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize