I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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