I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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