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• (815): View more from Illinois

  wat bout pragnant strippers??

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• (619): View more from California

  Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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• (425): View more from Washington

  he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....

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• (619): View more from California

  he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"

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