wat bout pragnant strippers??
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"