Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now