Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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