awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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