its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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