I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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