Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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