OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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