10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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