why didn't you poke me back
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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