did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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