You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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