Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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