So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
