You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Drunk walkin through police station. America
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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