Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
where are my eyebrows?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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