She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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