So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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