this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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