weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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