If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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