your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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