Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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