quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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