Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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