Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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