get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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