The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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