YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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