I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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