Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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