Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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