i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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