Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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