It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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