isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Who died my cat blue again?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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