Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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