dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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