Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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