we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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