So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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