i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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