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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.

(904): View more from Florida

So when does your new flight leave?

(734): View more from Michigan

At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying

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(703): View more from Virginia

Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn

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(218): View more from Minnesota

His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.

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(509): View more from Washington

I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".

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(419): View more from Ohio

His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.

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