So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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