sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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