Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Enjoy the penises
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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