fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I have feelings that need drinking.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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