Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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